noisy wank

when ones wanking a hard cock and shouting at the top of ones voice or generally being noisy

scott fisher: 'I am wanking my hard cock right now. I want to have a noisy wank but I don't want to wake luke up.'
nat: 'ok you noisy wanker just have a quiet one'

by noisy w May 8, 2010

Midnight Wank

A masturbation session performed at night before sleeping.

Mom walked into her 14 year old boys room, only to find him in his tighty whities, looking at nudy playboy pictures on the computer. That is when she knew he had been midnight wanking.

by JACK123 June 3, 2008

christian wank

from behind, a man inserts his spam javelin into the armpit of his partner who then crosses him/herself vigorously until the man reaches orgasm.

the catholic priest told the police that christian wanking a choir-boy was not strictly a crime in the eyes of god.

by boni de la fuente November 8, 2007

stealth-wank

Having a sly J Arthur in the presence of someone else without them knowing. If in bed with your sleeping partner, a cock-sock is most oftem employed.

Had a stealth-wank last night because I couldn't sleep, it soon knocked the edge off me and I was in sleepsville within seconds.

by Richard Puller April 22, 2005

Wank Me

A phrase used sarcasticly to tell someone who posseses lesser intelligence to perform a sexual act on you or otherwise go away or fuck off.

Jonno: Hi can i sit here?
Tom: Wank Me..

by BrapGrim May 5, 2007

Snapshot Wank

The use of the snapshot function on Skype to take pictures of your girlfriend/boyfriend for masturbation material

Ali-Have you and your bird just been having Skype sex?
Glen-Nope she's busy so I had a snapshot wank instead
Ali-Fair play mate

by Merryman69 March 23, 2011

Wank and Beef

Going into an Arby’s bathroom, jerking off, and then ordering a roast beef sandwich

Joel went to Arby’s on his lunch break and ordered the Wank and Beef

by OfficialArbys January 29, 2023