Lt. Danned

Fucking someone to the point of paraplegia

My legs don't work. You Lt. Danned me. Well done. Fucker.

by Awlupinthis July 24, 2017

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Dan Mosavi

Well known for his skill in sucking eggs. Dan can be found while being mobbed by a small man called John and a fucking smackhead girl called emma. He is extremely good looking and attractive and you are lucky to even know him because he is the best person I know❤️ He is also a certified Ming mong.

Dan: Don’t tell me how to suck eggs I’m dan mosavi for gods sake.

by Clout Monster October 29, 2018

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Dan Moss

A tall guy, sweaty bollocks and a mouldy arse hole

Look at that Dan Moss over there, what a dirty man

by DOOGIEFORLOLZ June 26, 2018

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Dans Car

Dans fuckin car lmao get fucked up call dan and he’ll drive you.

Last night I called dan, and he came in dans car.

by yeshuay September 22, 2018

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Old Dan

a dog from "Where The Red Fern Grows"
Little Ann and Old Dan

Billy and Old Dan went hunting with Little Ann.

by AJP222 November 19, 2019

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Dan Clarke

Dan Clarke is one of the most important people in life that you could meet and if you don't meet a dan clarke you are really missing out. He is always there for you in times of need and can cheer you up if you are sad. He is funny, nice and is a big fangirl of a certain TV show. Dan Clarke also comes with the addition of abs.

Person 1: I feel sad.
Person2: Well you gotta get yourself a Dan Clarke
Person1: ahh no one could ever fill the hole inside of me.
Person2: Dan Clarke has got it all!

by dhwwijywp9q April 21, 2019

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