Friend A: “Why are you drinking on a Tuesday, I’m concerned you’re an alcoholic?”
Friend B: “Nah bro it’s alcohol Tuesday, and tomorrow is alcohol Wednesday.
Friend B: “Nah bro it’s alcohol Tuesday, and tomorrow is alcohol Wednesday.
by Italian Anakin Skywalker June 15, 2024
Get the Alcohol Tuesdaymug. When Coach Jerell Miller motivates you through music & his natural “turn up” energy to push your mind through a very intense hit cardio workout! #keepushing
by Papi esta aqui November 12, 2019
Get the Turn up Tuesdaymug. by DJohnson1889 February 11, 2019
Get the Twister on Tuesdaymug. National boobs Tuesday is the day once a week where the lover of a man must send one picture of her breasts this day has been celebrated since Trump left office
by Illusionist7546 November 28, 2023
Get the National boobs tuesdaymug. a social gathering of friends at Denise's on a Tuesday
each friend plans dinner once, takes charge of the stove but makes others cut the onions
a few bottles of wine are shared, occasionally the group has cocktails
the evening ends in conversations way too deep for a Tuesday night, a dance party or someone falling asleep on a beanbag
each friend plans dinner once, takes charge of the stove but makes others cut the onions
a few bottles of wine are shared, occasionally the group has cocktails
the evening ends in conversations way too deep for a Tuesday night, a dance party or someone falling asleep on a beanbag
Natalie: Can we go to Lidl? I need to get stuff for the Gnocchi for Tuesday Dinner.
Marina: Yes! Is Joe making cocktails?
Marina: Yes! Is Joe making cocktails?
by denisez April 18, 2021
Get the Tuesday Dinnermug. By FAR the most irrelevant day of the week. Everyone always overlooks Tuesday and says Monday is the worst, but at least on Monday it isn’t immediate max effort and work like on Tuesdays. At least on Mondays you are usually at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend, unlike Tuesdays, where you get the devastating realization that the weekend is still so far away, unlike how you can at least still be able to ease into the week like on Mondays.
Purpose of each day of the week:
Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Purpose of each day of the week:
Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Amigo 1: Hey man, why are you pissed?
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 23, 2024
Get the Tuesdaymug. A calendar day of the week (Tuesday; Gregorian) best suited to the replenishment of lubricant stocks having been depleted or emptied within the preceding weekend. It ensures one’s preferred lubricant is in stock and available - preferably with a coupon or bulk purchase discount - whilst also avoiding the Thirsty Thursday and Fuck-a-Felon Friday inventory outages that can occur or, at best, limit your selection to water based products that no one except amateurs actually buy.
“I saw Sully slingin silicone all sideways and spun. Sully surprised everyone by stocking up for sticking on Lubey Tuesday; that’s fun”
by ThugGuzzler November 25, 2023
Get the Lubey Tuesdaymug.