road schadenfreude

You're driving along, minding your own biz, when some jackass cuts you off. You keep your eye on him, and eventually he gets stuck behind someone in another lane, and you fly by him. You are experiencing road schadenfreude.

Dude cut me off , but the road schadenfreude when I passed him later was delish!

by Fortyphobic December 8, 2019

Road trippin

Driving while smoking marijuana and/or under the influence of marijuana

Hey broski you trying to go road trippin tonight?

by JakeP420 September 21, 2019

rules of the road

Road head, sucking dick for a ride

Hey girl, do you know the rules of the road.

by Lolfrkp December 19, 2017

loose road

Icy or snow covered road conditions

Loose roads: The roads are loose tonight.

by Aj the owl February 10, 2020

Road Pest

Someone who is a bad driver. Can be classified as two types;

1: the aggressive road pest ( one who speeds recklessly, drives beyond his/her ability, passes maniacally in the slow lane, waits until the last possible second to merge when lane is ending)

2: the oblivious road pest ( drives slowly in the passing lane, changes lanes without looking, varies their speed while driving on highways constantly)

"I hate driving through that part of the city - it's chock full of road pests!"

by AubCat March 24, 2020

Road pigeon

A term used for an annoying cyclist that ignores the bike lane. Predominantly inner city cyclists who appear to have no situational awareness.

There is a God dam bike lane you road pigeon!

by x0x_Jonas_x0x November 19, 2020

Road Empathy

When you become agrovated or annoyed at traphic when someone else is driving.

I always have road empathy when my grandma's driving.

by Obnoxshus Rapper October 8, 2017