Road flea

Collective pack of road cyclists who obstruct the road

Damn those Road Fleas

by Smurf assassin 1 July 16, 2019

penola road

A country road in Caroline County Va that is rumored to be the birth place of the infamous "Booty Hole Buccaneer".

You guys want to go to pineview by way of "penola road"? Hell no! I heard the Booty Hole bucs a lurkin!!

by BlackRob1050 December 20, 2012

Snowy road

The opposite of an oreo, when a white person is more black on the inside but not to the point of being a wigger.

Jimmy just got back from a rap show, he's sure gone down that snowy road.

by Tourettes guy 78 February 11, 2023

road lamp

A person that is an absolute tool, idiot, thicko. Lacking intelligence and savvy.

"That geeza was an absolute road lamp."

"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."

by Dungle February 12, 2015

Road Turd

When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.

Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?

Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.

by SpicyTuna23 August 23, 2011

Road Mimosa

A road mimosa is a half a bottle of orange juice mixed with champagne,both normally purchased at a convenience store in the morning, while still drunk from the night before. It is not only medicinal, but also as easy to disguise as it is tasty.

Normally drank during road trips, between bars, on tour, during weekends of heavy drinking or for breakfast by true champions.

My heads killing me and we are late for work, lets hit up the store and get make some road mimosas before this hang over kick in.

by jlindsay August 12, 2012

Road Stoned

The spacey feeling one gets after too much driving.

After driving for 14 hours straight, he had that road stoned feeling as he wandered into the diner.

by Rastalutionary November 20, 2010