Road Texter

A person who walks straight into the road whilst texting, safe in the knowledge that his/her mobile phone generates a force-field that will protect them from cycle couriers going about their business.

I was cycling down Regent Street yesterday, when this Road Texter stepped out in front of me and nearly knocked me off my bike.

by Cycle Courier August 10, 2010

Road pigeon

A term used for an annoying cyclist that ignores the bike lane. Predominantly inner city cyclists who appear to have no situational awareness.

There is a God dam bike lane you road pigeon!

by x0x_Jonas_x0x November 19, 2020

Road Cruiser

A beer for the road to keep your buzz going.

Hey man, you should grab a road cruiser or two for the drive home, you don't want to lose your buzz.

by Amtrak17 July 19, 2009

rules of the road

Road head, sucking dick for a ride

Hey girl, do you know the rules of the road.

by Lolfrkp December 19, 2017

iron road

Synonym for railways, call so because tracks used to be made from irons

Trains run on iron roads

Iron roads are fun

Iron roads aren’t always made from iron

by I ❤️ baguette 🥖 September 12, 2021

Road fucker

A road worker who gets off to filling deep potholes and/or creating potholes with his cement or jackhammer

Example: "mommy is that man a road fucker

by SlipperySausage12O December 04, 2022

road pouch

Someone who is a real downer and has to be carried through the day.

You’re being a real road pouch today Fred.

by Kcbillingsworth December 31, 2020