To put axe on your own foot.

To put axe on your own foot.

To put axe on your own foot.
Sam have put axe on his own foot by investing all his money in one company shares and got a big loss.

by Khizrabad October 13, 2016

Scoring on his Own Goal

A phrase for cumming on your dick during masterbation or beating the meat

When Dan was about finished jerking off before he was scoring on his own goal.

by kagz123 February 24, 2008

Myra owns Small Tits

Myra named girls have Smallest tits ever Seen on this Planet

Myra's Tits are even Smaller than her Patience level

Myra Owns Small Tits

Myra has Flat Chest!!WTF Bruhhh

by Irondildo October 28, 2021

gnawing my own leg off

Dealing with extreme frustration. It means you will want to do anything to escape the situation.

My BF's insistence on visiting his family for a month has me gnawing my own leg off.

by SelfCannibalism December 27, 2011

fuck off and mind your own

generally this term will occur when someone's presence or opinion isn't wanted, or when someone should stop being a nosey little fuck and keep on moving.

"What did you do last night"

"Fuck off and mind your own business"

by Kate Louise February 20, 2017

You can't sit on your own arse.

An English idiom demonstrating the fact that one cannot sit on one's own arse.

Well, you know what they say; "You can't sit on your own arse."

by Someone from Bremen. December 19, 2022

You gots to get your own

Get your schnizzle off muh nizzle

by Anonymous March 14, 2003