Noah Evans

Your humble and average Orange juicer and sloppy giuseppe enjoyer. He loves to take part in goats cheese festivals at the weekend on mondays as well as mastering his great toe nail clipping hobby. Noah Evans is also someone that aspires and strives to be like Jojo giovanni while also trying to look like Johnny Test at the same time. Usually Noah will write Shakespearean sonnets that connote the "quatrilateral" and "quinti kentay" on Thursdays and will also eat Max's rag and bone crates while swimming in the wispy sands of the shorey golds!

"Oi Tom! look at the raggy head over there he looks like a Noah Evans" - Ben "No Ben! He looks like a SHAMINANAAA!!!" - Shouted Tom

by MAx Hudson123456 January 14, 2022

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Noah Gragson

Nascar Xfinity driver for JR motorsports driving the #9 Bass pro shops black riffle coffee Chevy, and #62 beard motorsports car in the nascar cup series for the Daytona 500 and the #16 Kaulig car for select races (he better win)

Lucky: Noah Gragson is the best driver ever

by LuckyNoko10 February 25, 2022

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Noah Cho

A slang term for nachos.

Guy: Those nachos look delish!
Other Guy: You mean Noah Chos?

by Dog Ford\ June 16, 2021

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Noah Brandwein

A man who struggles to speak English and loves saying UNREAL.

Person 1: Yo Noah Brandwein what’s up?
Noah Brandweinn: UNREAL UNREAL UNREAL UNREAL UNUNUNUNUNREAL

by anonymous November 30, 2021

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Noah Long

He likes to collect the nudes of 9 year old girls he found on Roblox. He also gets turned on when the doctor touches his balls and he has big man boobs. Overall he's a disappointment to mankind.

Also his least favorite insect is the frog.

"Man, he has boobs just like Noah Long."

by Bill9098 October 24, 2018

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Noah Craber'd

A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)

takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)

and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,

and proceeds with intercourse.

Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!

by rexandmax December 10, 2011

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