by Uncertain_Heisenberg November 5, 2023

by lil marco 999 September 15, 2022

Girthy gary is typically associated with a younger male that can't grow facial hair and has a bit of girth is his genital area but this is not a bad thing
by madgoblin5000 February 23, 2019

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.
by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011

Gary is the easiest guy to be around. And the easiest guy to fall in love with! You don’t even have to try. He never makes you feel judged or inferior to him- unless it’s regarding a game and/or sport, in that case, Gary is very competitive. He’s just a genuine guy. Kind and funny. Sweet and charming. An introverted extrovert. So, it may take some time to get to Gary in all his glory but believe me, he’s worth it.
by Thatchubbybunny November 22, 2021

Gary Wow is like a Gary, with additional wow. Gary wow is the highest observed state of Gary. Other states of Gary are Kerfuffle and Kaput
It was funny seeing Gary get escorted to the living room in that state. Rather than being a liability, he turned out to be a net asset! Gary Wow!
by daddy-ted June 13, 2020
