A particular brand of stupid that can only be achieved by consistently ignoring all good advice and continuing to make a fool of yourself only to cry foul when people point and laugh, or by recipe as follows:
1 cup dumbass.
½ cup big mouth.
6 heaping tablespoons of naivety.
1 cube of misplaced trust.
A healthy dose of moral indignation.
A dash of really bad memory.
Martyr to taste.
Bake 5 to 10 minutes at roasting temperature until steam starts to emit from side vents. Sliced warm and served ala mode, this recipe makes plenty of Moeron for any size crowd.
1 cup dumbass.
½ cup big mouth.
6 heaping tablespoons of naivety.
1 cube of misplaced trust.
A healthy dose of moral indignation.
A dash of really bad memory.
Martyr to taste.
Bake 5 to 10 minutes at roasting temperature until steam starts to emit from side vents. Sliced warm and served ala mode, this recipe makes plenty of Moeron for any size crowd.
Any number of people have tried to help the Moeron, but she is oblivious concerning the truth.
The Moeron may be playing nice with all the men, but everyone is on to her tricks.
That Moeron just never knows when to shut up.
I could come up with these all day, but the Moeron would never get the punchline.
The Moeron may be playing nice with all the men, but everyone is on to her tricks.
That Moeron just never knows when to shut up.
I could come up with these all day, but the Moeron would never get the punchline.
by left of the western crater June 2, 2008
Get the Moeron mug.Descriptive of the increasingly large number of people who do not conform to the traditional values of man + woman = ok. Modern People tend towards being attracted to their own sex, or even both, in which case they are considered to be Thoroughly Modern People.
Symptoms of Modernity include overly tight/baggy clothes (boys/girls respectively), visible underwear, and publically being amorous with a member of the same sex.
Term was initially invented in the Birmingham area of the UK as a means of talking about suspected Modern People in close proximity without the subjects being aware of what was being discussed. Its growing popularity is rendering it useless in this regard.
See also: Modern People, Special Friends, or the short forms MP and SF
Symptoms of Modernity include overly tight/baggy clothes (boys/girls respectively), visible underwear, and publically being amorous with a member of the same sex.
Term was initially invented in the Birmingham area of the UK as a means of talking about suspected Modern People in close proximity without the subjects being aware of what was being discussed. Its growing popularity is rendering it useless in this regard.
See also: Modern People, Special Friends, or the short forms MP and SF
person A: modern alert!
person B: where?
person A: over yonder *points*
person B: haha modern as fuck mate
person B: where?
person A: over yonder *points*
person B: haha modern as fuck mate
by Ev0 December 28, 2005
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Snickers? - its a Marathon! You don't surely, have email, love hearts? whats with the flavored condoms... OMG - Damn this Modernicity!
A defining attribute that all people over 25 engage in.
A defining attribute that all people over 25 engage in.
by Noj77 August 11, 2010
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I was receiving an Old-fashioned last night, but I got bored and made her give me the modern finish.
by rudeboyboy December 10, 2010
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Girl 1: Yeah she messaged me 'strange question but it looks like you might kiss'... She thought maybe we were just really good modern friends.
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