Monster Mountain

Best motocross track in the USA, Tallassee, Alabama, once owned by the world famous "Andy Anderson". had to sell it because of a bullshit lawsuit.

What's that track where that kid hit the tractor and his parents sued the owner? O' Ya monster mountain!

by jimmy the gm September 11, 2010

mountain-done

to have finished consuming all or part of your soft drink of the same name. May be conjugated in any of the "do" forms. Ex.:

ex. 1
guy 1: "Can we go now? Are you mountain-done?"
guy 2: "Only if her name's Kirsten."

ex. 2
gal 1: "Care for a soft drink?"
gal 2: "Nah, thanks, I'm mountain did."

by Germ Lucidius July 26, 2008

mountain dewing

When sweat runs in between a girl's boobs.

Becky: It's so hot out!
Jen: I know I'm mountain dewing!

by SlothzRuleBitch. June 1, 2013

joke mountain

Reached by the final joker when a joke amongst friends continues to escalate to the point where you can go no higher joking about the current topic.

Tyler: Haha! ..and then she grabs a banana and slowly slides it in & out of her mouth real slow like!! hahah..
Jim: ...yeah! and then she takes the banana and bites it in half with the skin on... hahah
Tyler: Whoa man!! I had joke mountain on that.. I reached joke mountain dude. You took it too far...

by smokeywizard October 24, 2016

Mountain goats

A group of gay mountain bikers. Often seen frolicking gayfully during their excursions.

Indigenous to San Francisco, recently spotted on Sugarloaf Mountain.

The Mountain Goats are active today on Sugarloaf Mountain.

by Mountain Goatwiz June 10, 2019

Mountain Range

When you take an upside down nude picture with your Wener between your butt cheeks

Her: You should try something new, your nudes are old fashioned

Him: what do you want me to try?
Her: Do a mountain range

by Ooooooooooooooooooooooooof May 7, 2018

Mountain Rush

An off-brand soda that is supposedly the same as Mountain Dew, but is produced and manufactured by Shasta and often has a cost that is much less and is a popular choice for many cheap families with up to 5+ children, as well as a plethora of parties that mostly involve the Mexican population. The most common place to find the product is in a .99$ store.

Person 1: Hey, Let us get some mountain rush

Person 2: Cheapass cant afford mountain dew

by Planet U May 8, 2018