moose noodle

excess vaginal discharge on a g-string

things got so hot, she ended up with a moose noodle

by Aya Coryn August 4, 2009

Bruce the Moose

A shot consisting of tequila and Hot Damn. After one takes this shot, it is required to put your hands up like antlers on your head.

Who wants a Bruce the Moose? I'm buying.

by Chucky Diesel February 7, 2010

Moose Horns

When having sex in the missionary style you grab a girl behind her knees and push them up beside her head. This causes her to look like a moose with horns.

She wanted it deeper so I gave her the moose horns.

by Johny Holmes October 27, 2009

man moose

sperm, ejaculation, cum,

she was bobbing on my knob really well when i had to shoot!
i told her that i was going to cum and she didn't hear me so i shot a load of "man moose" in her hair.

by diamond dave 1964 December 24, 2007

moose sneeze

When you have explosive diarrhea and it blows all over the rim of the bowl and bottom of the toilet seat.

Just like a moose sneeze, the same thing happens out of your ass.

by Hullbastard February 5, 2014

Moose dong

A home run hit by Kansas City Royals' third baseman Mike "Moooose" Moustakes

That moose dong went deep!

by ScottyByNature August 17, 2016

Rob the Moose

When someone really needs to take a shit. The kind of shit that can't wait.

Will: I wish I could talk more Scotty, but I really gotta Rob the Moose!

by wreidk9 December 7, 2016