Monster Zero

The Planet X code name for the alien monster, King Ghidorah.

On Planet X, everything has a number. King Ghidorah is Monster Zero. (the quote from the movie is actually "number zero", but I had the use the phrase "Monster Zero" in the example, so there you go)

by NickJownz March 13, 2009

Monster-Schwanzer

Penis of enormous proportions.

Dont slap me with your monster schwanzer!

by Prometheus July 29, 2003

Butt Monster

An oversized 'butt plug'. See 'Butt Plug'

You, me, the Butt Monster. Saturday night. Be prepared

by MKULTRA August 8, 2013

garage monster

Any one over 30 who lives in their parents basement.

Q; Dude, have you talked to Jimmy. A; No, does he live in his parent's basement? What a garage monster !!

by bobby "the bat" Pizano August 13, 2011

Monster Pong

A form of beer pong played with Monster Energy Drink instead, usually played by Presbyterians at church camp.

-Hey lets go pray!

-Nah I'd rather play monster pong.

-Yah dude.

by YAHDUDE. July 19, 2010

club monster

an ugly woman who hangs around a military base enlisted club hoping to pick up drunk enlisted men, get knocked up, forcing marriage.

Judy has been trying to get the military free ride. She's such a club monster.

by welderguy June 24, 2009

Lagoon Monster

a trick used to scare young children, preferably while in water

Lagoon Monster- "Im the Lagoon Monster, ABOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO"
child- "your not scary"
Lagoon monster- "Your parents dont love you"

by Pete DeFilippo August 6, 2007