Monster-Schwanzer

Penis of enormous proportions.

Dont slap me with your monster schwanzer!

by Prometheus July 29, 2003

Throbbing Monster

A drink comprised of root beer, cherries, and maraschino cherry juice.

Forget Shirley Temple, I want a Throbbing Monster and I want it now!

by Julie Pinball September 25, 2009

monster of the month

Usually reffering to the ''whore of the month''; the girls EVERYONE'S fucking.

James: Hey look, its Mary.
Jessica: She's the Monster of the Month. Fucked her twice.

by heatherrrrr. June 18, 2008

Lagoon Monster

a trick used to scare young children, preferably while in water

Lagoon Monster- "Im the Lagoon Monster, ABOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO"
child- "your not scary"
Lagoon monster- "Your parents dont love you"

by Pete DeFilippo August 6, 2007

Monster Zero

The Planet X code name for the alien monster, King Ghidorah.

On Planet X, everything has a number. King Ghidorah is Monster Zero. (the quote from the movie is actually "number zero", but I had the use the phrase "Monster Zero" in the example, so there you go)

by NickJownz March 13, 2009

Monster Pounce

When one owns another in any way shape or form.

WOW! You guys just got Monster Pounced!

by SuitabIe December 8, 2010

body monster

A woman with a gorgeous, ridiculously well-proportioned, lean and voluptuous body.

Wow. Did you go to the Penn relays track meet last week? Almost every female athlete was a body monster. Like Jessica Rabbit come to life.

by K-butta August 4, 2011