mike hall

Man with small penis, that catches feeling with side chicks... Renée come back!!!

That guys is a sucka for love. He's such a Mike Hall

by ImakeYouLaugh25 January 16, 2016

Mike Matassa

Swims, but drowns a lot. Very Italian and funny, but needs some help

"Wow thats a large drowning Mike Matassa:

by Urban3000 August 14, 2023

Mike Maneuver

Leaving incriminating articles or items in a place where they can be easily found by a spouse or partner.

Bob did a real "mike maneuver" by leaving those pictures of the strippers on his cell phone. His wife is really fucking pissed!

by Sloth23 July 11, 2008

Mike Awkburns

a troll name that sounds like "my cock burns" when you say it

me: I lost my grandfather in the store can you call him on the intercom
worker: sure what's his name
me: Mike
worker: and his last name?
me: Awkburns
worker on the intercom: Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk, I repeat Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 03, 2021

Roblux/Mike

Someone who is TERRIBLE at singing. Who tries to sing on discord. A little shit.

Roblux/Mike is trying to sing but fucking sucks.

by Of Course. May 31, 2018

lightning mikes

the greatest ultimate Frisbee team that has ever played the sport

Conner: dude you coming to Frisbee?
Bob: Hell yeah its the lightning mikes!

by Mr. Amazing1215 August 26, 2008

little mike

The most gay person ever. He will sick you off for 20$. He is always touching people in public.

Damn. Little Mike does the best blowjobs

by DangBoi September 18, 2016