"The Max Bauchus" is a slang term that rose up in the late years of the first decade of the 21st Century to describe a host of medical conditions plaguing citizens of the United States suffering under the tyrannical rule of private health insurance.
Its general intent and meaning denotes the circumstance of becoming sick or diseased while having private health insurance but, because the American health insurance industry is controlled by capitalist pigs, payment for care is not provided for and the infirmed are left to fend for themselves.
The term is derived from the name of Montana's Democratic Senator who served as one of the leading forces in scuttling real health care reform.
Its general intent and meaning denotes the circumstance of becoming sick or diseased while having private health insurance but, because the American health insurance industry is controlled by capitalist pigs, payment for care is not provided for and the infirmed are left to fend for themselves.
The term is derived from the name of Montana's Democratic Senator who served as one of the leading forces in scuttling real health care reform.
"Oh man, I don't know what's going on but I got all these white bumps down there and everything burns, and I think I'm going blind and my private health insurance won't cover it... I think I've totally got The Max Baucus!"
by TheMaxBaucus September 10, 2009
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- The type of guy that can get everyone's attention but never give you any back
- They are nice to you if it's just you and them until someone more interesting comes along (even in the middle of a conversation)
- Don't open up despite their clear issues
- THEY NEVER EVER SAY A PROPER GOOD BYE
- The type to rarely message you unless they want something
- You must always please them or be some worth to them or they'll ignore you
- They use "turning up to your hangouts" as a conditional event
- Never say thank you
- Always changes your hangout ideas to what they want to do
- Always says that they're going to pay you back but NEVER EVER mention they owe you anything
- Treats you like a worthless piece of shit and or acts like they can replace you with anyone at anytime
- KEEPS TRYING TO FLEX HIS WEALTH (I'm talking about his work, chicks/guys after him and literally anything you don't have, he will talk about
Overall a Max Barbour is an absolute dickhead to everyone and yet everyone loves him but nobody likes him
- The type of guy that can get everyone's attention but never give you any back
- They are nice to you if it's just you and them until someone more interesting comes along (even in the middle of a conversation)
- Don't open up despite their clear issues
- THEY NEVER EVER SAY A PROPER GOOD BYE
- The type to rarely message you unless they want something
- You must always please them or be some worth to them or they'll ignore you
- They use "turning up to your hangouts" as a conditional event
- Never say thank you
- Always changes your hangout ideas to what they want to do
- Always says that they're going to pay you back but NEVER EVER mention they owe you anything
- Treats you like a worthless piece of shit and or acts like they can replace you with anyone at anytime
- KEEPS TRYING TO FLEX HIS WEALTH (I'm talking about his work, chicks/guys after him and literally anything you don't have, he will talk about
Overall a Max Barbour is an absolute dickhead to everyone and yet everyone loves him but nobody likes him
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