table mating

practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.

“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*

by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022

Womb-mates

When two guys have impregnated the same girl.

Ricky and I are womb-mates, we both had kids with the same girl

by DryLog November 25, 2022

Slay Mate

A Person you are Dating or Married to, who you Mercilessly Slay, Fuck, Bone, and or Screw

Me and my slay mate made truffle butter after I pulled out from her booty

by AWESOMETRON1026 February 29, 2016

your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle

guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR

by cockwafer June 13, 2024

Nah mate

when you wanna say no to someone but you wanna be cool about it sisnce your an idiot

Nah mate, i dont wanna kill em

by cactusman2 December 26, 2021

pole mate

Sex. Lots. Always.

"Damn, you guys have been fucking since way back.. Like forever ago. Maybe he's your soul mate? "

Pole Mate dude.
Pole mate.

PoleNotSoul alldaybooty

by Gadzooks March 07, 2014

No int, mate

Short for ‘no interest’. Generally used to express a lack of interest in a proposition or to reject something. Used primarily by traders in investment banks or hedge funds in London.

Do you want to grab a pint after work?

No int, mate.

by London_trader October 01, 2021