Maria Joao Couto

Funny girl that does the best puns!

Maria Joao Couto does the best puns, ahahahaha.

by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021

Maria

Cool girl, beautiful, likes surf and volleyball, you probably meet her in a vacation in Africa, she likes germans

Maria likes germans

by jon winter November 21, 2021

Maria

The prettiest girl in the world also known as hot

whos the prettiest girl u have seen?
Maria bro

by fatboi26 February 7, 2022

maria

maria is a very cute person, she likes to joke about monkeys and slaves. usually a Portuguese girl, an immigrant who makes very racist jokes. she is mixed and has mixed feelings about black people. says slurs every day and has a crush on a science teacher. overall very loud and obnoxious but a lovely harmless girl. a people pleaser. usually very wet and very hard too! do not go near her or she will bite you, however, gives the best succ as she doesn't bite you during that ;)

ben: "hi maria, i love the succ you give me!"
maria: "thanks, it's because im foreign!!!"

by StarMe March 17, 2023

Eva Maria

She left looking for sun on the beach :(

Formula V: Eva Maria se fue buscando el sol en la playa
You: beaner

by IFuckingHateEve December 5, 2023

Maria Effect

When a girl’s personality is so bad that in turn it makes her physically unattractive.

“Dude that girl is so ugly”

“Not really, it’s just the Maria Effect”

by jxshuhh February 12, 2025

Maria

flat feet, but always the best one forward

Person A: omg why are they walking like that
Person B: oh it’s just a maria

by bigjim91837193858193 May 21, 2024