Marks mum Sylvia

Big busty milf who does anything for her little boy. Likes to fuck his friends

Oh man marks mum Sylvia the busty milf of a mum gives the best blow jobs

by Theknowitall786 May 29, 2018

ya mum is a banana

when ya mum is a banana

fred: ya mum is an gay
bob: ya mum is a banana
fred: how daf did you know
*bob eats banana*
fred: your a jerk off
*bob blows up*

by banana1783 May 24, 2018

sucked your mum

A sad insult when someone is completely cornered usually used by townies.

Townie - It's all your fault
Cleva guy - What did I do then?
Townie -..... You sucked your mum

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

beard your mum

too fool an oponent into beliving an untruth. also insult

when a friend is looking for somthing tell them "its behind you" when you know it isnt, as they turn round you proclaim, beard your mum.

by southern shed squad June 30, 2006

mums rent due

When someones mother is on their period.

Damn she is grumpy is your mums rent due?

by Faxbois August 29, 2018

fat mum club

1. Asian Chuck Norris.

2. RuneScape legend, tank, and god.

3. A mythical beast from Sorrow of Knights who can tank 399 RSD opts easily, and is the #1 f2p BSer in RuneScape.

1. Person1: "What happened to your face, Edward5010?" Edward5010: "I got fat mum clubbed".

2. Person1: "Hey Edward5010, off to church again?" Edward5010: "Yes" Person1: "Don't bother. Not even divine intervention can stop fat mum club from kicking your ass."

by fasterlouder November 24, 2010

I'll marshmallow your mum

To anyone here not because of Dan (aka Daniel Howell/ Danisnotonfire in the older days) and Phils (Amazingphil) recent Halloween video, then I apologise sincerely but you will have to look harder. For those of you who are then well done you are dedicated.

'I'll marshmallow your mum!' said Phil pushing dan to the side.

by Gg1246 October 31, 2017