sweaty lincoln

The act of being a sloppy, sweaty, stinky person. The Lincoln just works, because the early 90 model Lincoln cars were just ugly and lousy, so both the words coagulate well together.

Man, that straight up sweaty lincoln over there is bein' a mad stinky bitch.

by Barnabee Jones January 14, 2010

the lincoln liqour

When a person licks off the defication on anothers chest during sex.

dude i after she dropped a log on my chest she totally give me the lincoln liqour

by Floyd Wilde July 22, 2010

Going Lincoln

The act of having an ego that is unjustifiably large

"John says he can impregnate women through osmosis"

"Yeah, I know....dude's always going Lincoln"

by citrusincitrus February 6, 2012

Abraham Lincoln

A type of masturbation where you shoot a load on the back of someone's head and run out of the theater before they notice.

Bro I just Abraham Lincoln'd that guy!

by Ze Asshatth May 6, 2017

Rusty Lincoln

In preparation for anal sex, you douche, but do a quick clean out that doesn’t go past your second sphincter. Then, you get fucked by a dick longer than you were expecting that goes past your second sphincter and has fecal matter on it after exiting your ass.

The dick on that guy I met in the bathroom was so long, I ended up giving him a rusty Lincoln.

by Sir Steve January 19, 2019

abe lincolns

one hell of an author

Abe Lincolns once said, "When we die we go bye bye."

by retrostacks April 21, 2019

Abe Lincoln in a dress

when shrek gets on to donkey

Did you see Abe Lincoln in a dress???

by Cutelildragqueenwithabeard February 11, 2020