an angry lesbian is a lesbian who is angry all the time, she will have moodswings and turn on you reguardless who you are, they can also be a bit {fat}...........STAY AWAY
by trinity kin kee October 3, 2006

N. A nasty girl who would do any woman even if she wasn't lesbian, shes just a a freak and would do any girl with two legs and a Va-Jay Jay.
Jenn: Hey your kind sexy..
girl:and your kinda pathetic..
Jenn:why?
girl: You just told my best friend the same thing..you are such a lesbian whore.
girl:and your kinda pathetic..
Jenn:why?
girl: You just told my best friend the same thing..you are such a lesbian whore.
by italy911 April 24, 2009

One night I came home from work late and found my girlfriend laying naked on our couch. She was masturbating so I became instantly wet. She got up and started fingering me. She hit my g-spot almost every time. I couldn't hold back anymore. I threw her onto the couch and started licking her wet pussy. She had a huge orgasm. A minute later the doorbell rang. We walked over there still making out. The girl from across the street was there and asked if she could join. I said yes and bent down and started licking her pussy. My girlfriend and her were making out. The women from across the street started fingering me. We fell asleep in each other's arms and woke up and did the same thing again. It was the best lesbian sex I ever had.
by hornygirl123 June 8, 2010

A ninja lesbian is a woman who looks completely straight until WA-BAM, she's checking out your boobs and listening to Melissa Etheridge. Another way of saying someone is "stealth".
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know you even liked girls!
Person 2: Well, that's because I'm a ninja lesbian.
Person 2: Well, that's because I'm a ninja lesbian.
by Happy_Kat October 5, 2009

A college lesbian is created when two girls consume a lot of alcohol at a college party and end up kissing or hooking up.
by bananatree916 January 4, 2012

Noun: A woman, typically in her 20's, that proceeds to commit lesbian acts while in a party situation. Inebriation is a common excuse for party lesbian behavior in generally heterosexual women.
Guy 1: Did you see those chicks making out last night?
Guy 2: Yeah! They're totally party lesbians. Didn't they leave together?
Guy 1: Dude... do you think they scissored?
Guy 2: Yeah! They're totally party lesbians. Didn't they leave together?
Guy 1: Dude... do you think they scissored?
by McSantos May 1, 2009

Susie: Are you menstruating?
Veronica: Hellz yes I am, would you like to eat me out?
Susie: Fuck ya! I am a Lesbian Vampire!
Veronica: Hellz yes I am, would you like to eat me out?
Susie: Fuck ya! I am a Lesbian Vampire!
by German Whore June 7, 2009
