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a Lemons worth

When one slices a large lemon into 6 or more pieces and then proceeds to take shots of vodka with each slice.

This is usually done in conjunction w/severe depression due to moving back in with ones parents after college.
"Fuck my life, I need at least a lemons worth tonight. I didn't realize my parents could get more obnoxious than they already were."
by jess and jen January 27, 2010
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Squeeze The Lemon

The art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. This practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.
Hey Jeff, I squeeze the lemon at the I29 and Benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.
by Thanus August 19, 2008
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Lemon Creampie

A Lemon Creampie is the sexual act where the man gives a girl a creampie, then pisses in it right afterwards.
by moloc77 January 14, 2009
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Lemon Sneaky

Originating from the term "Don't be cheaky! Lemon Sneaky" and was thus shortened to just "Lemon sneaky" to refer to anything remotely cheaky.

The term can be further shortened to "Lemon" or "Sneaky" singularly
Jess "When we went to town the other night, Emily got lemoned and Dan was being lemon sneaky with some guy on the dancefloor!"
by iamdanj July 15, 2009
mugGet the Lemon Sneakymug.

Lemon Squeeze

A sexual maneuver where the woman, or person on the bottom, takes their partners nutsack, twists it arround twice (producing a swollen and textured scrotum, much like a lemon), and then proceeds to shove it into said partners anus.
Carefully twisting Roberts hairy scrotum, Megan roughly inserted it deep into his, preforming the elusive Lemon Squeeze.
by AlexTheGreat August 4, 2007
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lemon heads

Little rolled up balls of toliet paper left on a womans vagina from wiping after urination.
Honey, we need to get Charmin Ultra this cheap toliet paper is giving me lemon heads!
by Internal Defect December 28, 2005
mugGet the lemon headsmug.

Plastic Lemon

Demon 1's ideal weapon. Retrieved for free on the side of the road. 100% will kill.
Savannah: Ouch! That plastic lemon hurt.
by +Benevolent_Overlord+ March 23, 2021
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