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lock and leak

When you have to whiz and you're at a party or a public washroom where the lock is broken or is one of the locks where you don't know if its locked or not. Which puts your dick/twat on display while you're pissing to whoever opens the door to piss as well. Happens especially on toilets that don't face the door.

So you b(lock) the door while your (leak)ing or get a buddy to block the door.
Bob:Yo Steve, the bathroom lock is retarded and I have to take a piss.
Steve: Alright got your 6 o'clock, lets lock and leak.
by Slim Cognito October 13, 2015
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Laugh and Leak

When you laugh so hard at something that you start pissing (leaking) yourself.
I tend to laugh and leak when I watch hilarious videos and memes.
by ClassicMello October 21, 2016
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My pipe leaked

An expression used by the male sarcastically after cumming inside.
Moaning by both sides. The guy cummed inside. The guy says oh my pipe leaked sarcastically, then abandoning his partner.
by Leakypipe November 29, 2017
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Malibu gas leak

When a high end prostitute farts directly into your face.
Yeah man, she gave me a Malibu gas leak. Worth every penny
by TheDanManManDan December 17, 2020
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syed armpit leaking

sincere - straightforward; honest, truthful

trustworthy - dependable, reliable; will keep

confidential information to themselves

The most handsome person ever exist
He also was a dragon who want to attack our planet.

Legend said he actually a not person you can find in your country, you need to do some retual to meet with him
Why you are so syed armpit leaking man!!!
by Benji banana November 23, 2021
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freak-a-leak

someone who is extremely outwardly freaky
jalen: i jus want my dick sucked from the back
henny: yuckkkkk u freak-a-leak
by ybab eineab February 18, 2022
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middle cheek leak

A atrocious fart that comes out your buttox between your right and left booty cheeks. To prevent sound you lean forward and shove your buttox backward, then sit as fast as you can, flat, to prevent a really ear-rippling sound that your comrades will hear.
Johnny hit a middle cheek leak in the middle of class and his ass cheeks wobbled back and forth.

The whole class turned to Johnny cause he forgot to sit down fast, and everyone heard and smelt his atrocious fart.

"Yo, Johnny just hit a middle cheek leak"
by Ghostluvr December 7, 2022
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