Lag Skating

When one's lag in a video game causes them to randomly slide around as though they are ice skating.

My connection is so bad I'm just lag skating around! This sucks!

by FlakJack July 1, 2011

Bet Lag

The phenomenon that occurs when the losing party of a bet repeatedly forgets to grant the winning party its winnings due to apparent "memory loss".

Bet Winner: Do you have my 5 bucks today?

Bet Loser: Sorry, it's in my other wallet. Tomorrow for sure

Bet Winner: Damn, you have some serious bet lag!

by lagmaster69 October 14, 2011

Lag Switcher

Usually some limpdick, no-skill loser-scrub who feels the need to intentionally lag the game in order to win. Most commonly used in fighting games and FPS games.

He's definitely a lag switcher, I played against him online and when I was about to beat him and then the game suddenly started lagging when I tried to block his ultimate, he won and left without saying anything.

by Inu_Sensor00 March 21, 2023

food lag

Like the jet lag but speaking of food, when your food time habits are delayed compared to your social environment.

-Dude, are you dinning right now? It's like 2:00 AM !
-Yes I know, stuck in food lag...

by satch_mo February 26, 2017

dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.

Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 3, 2010

Booty on Lag

A person that is underage who has to wait to have sex with someone who is 18.

"Would you have sex with that girl?"asked person one
"I'd tap that but I got that Booty on Lag"said person two

by Vaererer February 24, 2012

Test lag

The amount of stress and/or exhaustion one gets after doing a test or examination of some sort.

Joe: bro do you want to hang out?
Achmad: I still have test lag from my finals, I think need a week to recover

by Deadeye Uger December 14, 2020