E-kitten

A woman who is online giving out sex and other fun things

Where are the E-kittens?

by The unnigga October 10, 2022

kiteboarding

Similar to wakeboarding but without the boat. Instead of the boat you use a kite to pull yourself. When you jump off a wave you can get major air because the kite will make you sorta fly.

"Let's go kiteboarding tomorrow in the ocean!"

by Matt August 18, 2004

Flying a Kite

To allow one's thong to rise up to the lower back. Also Kite Flying. Usually associated with females.

Attención, brother– there is some high-tension kite flying over on the stools. Hope she's got a tight grip.

by M. Kenny May 9, 2005

kitten caboodle

Cat orgy

I was walking down the alley yesterday and I saw a kitten caboodle

by Christian patten March 9, 2016

Kieth

Somebody who waits for something to blow over so they don't have to anything

He won't do anything he's such a Kieth

by DYlan8468 July 29, 2019

More high than two kites

To be extremely high on pills especially after taking two hydrocodone. In the dark one may think their sleep, in another place,and wake up mad. They may also be sitting and actually think their driving.

Man, I think im already in Virginia. Oh goddamnit im in Chicago, What the fuck is im doin here. Im more high than two kites.

by De'Nikta October 7, 2007

drown a kitten

To stop a discussion or debate because you expect the outcome to devolve in a preordered process to something that approximates Godwin's Law. This usually occurs by someone with the wisdom or experience to anticipate such an outcome and may give the more vocal and/or calcified poster thinking he/she has won an argument.

I was going to post about how Microsoft's design choices have been responsive to user's stated desires but decided to "drown a kitten" as I thought of the other psuedo-religious technical discussions that already existed.

by 0bytes March 27, 2008