the one and motherfucking only lesbian jesus, a literal reincarnation of the sapphic gods,inventor of 20gayteen, provider of gay anthems, saviour of gays and a smol bean who deserves the world.
has big clit energyTM and will stomp on all homophobes with her ultimate gay while killing all lesbians and queer women with her epic dance moves
has big clit energyTM and will stomp on all homophobes with her ultimate gay while killing all lesbians and queer women with her epic dance moves
me, as a queer woman trying to see if my crush is gay: hey do you like hayley kiyoko?
my crush: DID YOU MEAN LESBIAN JESUS, THE SAVIOUR OF GAYS AND THE SINGER OF GIRLS LIKE GIRLS, THE LESBIAN ANTHEM?
me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
my crush: DID YOU MEAN LESBIAN JESUS, THE SAVIOUR OF GAYS AND THE SINGER OF GIRLS LIKE GIRLS, THE LESBIAN ANTHEM?
me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by gayartsyhoe December 6, 2018
Get the Hayley Kiyoko mug.A beautiful girl with a gorgeous personality (funny, kind, sweet etc) She is everything u want in a Friend, BestFriend and Girlfriend. Kiara is such a lovely person & will always cheer u up when you’re sad and she always makes u laugh. She is very chill & she would be the coolest person once u meet her, she makes many friends and everyone has to LOVE being around her. altho it seems like she has a hard personality, she is very emotionally fragile as she wears her heart on her sleeves & trusts too many people that she ends up getting hurt. She always try to be kind and to help others as much as she can but she is very energetic along with lazy. She gives the best advice ever so u should always go to her for help, in whatever situation she will be there. Even tho she is a sweet hearted person she also doesn’t care and let’s life throw anything at her, always looking for fun, Kiara tends to get in trouble for taking chances and trying new things since she is very adventurous and dare devil-y, she always stands up for what she believes in & she is not afraid to put up a fight. Be careful tho, break her and she will never let it go, she may forgive u but she will NEVER let it go. She is also very pretty, smart and intelligent, and the one thing u HAVE to love about her, is her smile, her slime lights up the room & u just want to start smiling. She is shy at first and weird but she’s just a perfect imperfect person.
{also to mention she has a really nice booty🍑}
{also to mention she has a really nice booty🍑}
Guy: “Omg did you see that new girl”
Girl: “Yeah she must be a Kiara, she’s so perfect but-“
Guy; “But-not, Yeah i know she’s amazing though”
Girl: “Let’s go talk to her”
Guy: “Ok let’s go”
Girl: “Yeah she must be a Kiara, she’s so perfect but-“
Guy; “But-not, Yeah i know she’s amazing though”
Girl: “Let’s go talk to her”
Guy: “Ok let’s go”
by anonymoustruthtellerthatsabich April 23, 2018
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Dame: mmm baby I do love makin out with you
Fella: your lips are so soft, I could do this all night
Dame: c'mere closer
Fella: what you got in mind for me
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Fella: your lips are so soft, I could do this all night
Dame: c'mere closer
Fella: what you got in mind for me
Dame: (sucking in) Haaaaaarrrryyyy Pottterrrrr
Fella: GASP GASP I do hate the Dementor's Kiss
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Get the Dementor's Kiss mug.Big Mean: What's the charge?
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Harry Monroe: Kiss the baby?
Skip Donahue: to Big Mean What baby is that sir?
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Harry Monroe: Innocent.
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Harry Monroe: Bank robbery?
Big Mean: Oh, shit.
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Big Mean: You can kiss the baby.
Harry Monroe: Kiss the baby?
Skip Donahue: to Big Mean What baby is that sir?
Big Mean: Ask your lawyer.
by Mark1983 October 7, 2017
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His natural habitat is the airplanes.
His natural habitat is the airplanes.
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