Prank him, Juan

Prank him John, except if the John in question is Hispanic/Latino.

José: Ándale mijo, Prank him, Juan!

Juan: starts clappin' some cheeks.

by NuggetMilitia1 January 19, 2022

Juan Frederico Santo III

Juan Frederico Santo III may seem like a cool and popular kid but he's actually GAY. Gay people are terrible and he dances like a Mexican.

Oh, He from the Squid Game? That's a true Juan Frederico Santo III

by GaymerGreen11212192121 October 23, 2022

Juan Reyes

my best friend. The girl getter. You are most likely to fall for him and if not you then most likely more than half of your friends. He’s like

one of those tootsie roll suckers ; hard on the outside but soft on the inside. He’s so sweet when he chooses to be and he’s a child at heart. I hope the girl who gets him is willing to be as patience and passionate as he is. His heart will wait on you, he won’t. He’s taking care of himself, respect that.

Juan Reyes is so cool !😨

by alohabk October 26, 2022

Juan

Very nice and has a big thing

imma smash juan

by AimAssistOSaurus October 26, 2022

plus Juan

n. Extra person included on a Mexican wedding invitation.

……………………

Have you met Kara? She’s my plus Juan tonight.

En tus suenos gringo.

by gnostic3 November 7, 2022

Juan Star

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

“Bro who’s this fucking dumbass”
“That’s Juan Star lmao”

by Juan Star November 16, 2022

Juan

Going 0-7 in a baseball game - a real choke!

Budney came up to bat in the 9th hoping for a hit. He was already 0-6 and didn’t want to pull a Juan!

by Rocking Ruby November 23, 2022