A dad that works at IKEA and buys alot och hallon cream for his sunburned son , he also has six doughters and they are all from Soumi.
by Jocke destroyer March 19, 2018
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A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.
A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.
by Maser vinz November 8, 2022
Get the Control Jock mug.Bill ran in urgency to the rest room after 24 chicken nuggets and 3 red bulls for breakfast. He was on a tight line if he could make it or not after his tummy got full of all that junk.
He knew if this massive Grogan that was headbutting his jocks wasn't gone from his sphincter he was going to have a mess on his hands after the exorcism of his anus took place in the porcelain throne room.
He knew if this massive Grogan that was headbutting his jocks wasn't gone from his sphincter he was going to have a mess on his hands after the exorcism of his anus took place in the porcelain throne room.
by Rusty Trombosis March 12, 2024
Get the Headbutting his jocks mug.When someone is acting like a “guard” over something or someone — being overprotective, hovering too much, or policing like they in charge. Can also be used for someone who literally became a cop/security/CO, or when somebody’s being overly cautious about their stuff or themselves.
“You always guard jocking round her, that’s why she don’t mess with you.”
“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”
“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”
“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
by PaidLead September 28, 2025
Get the Guard Jocking mug.When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.
"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"
"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"
by Lauraisjane February 2, 2013
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Get the jock market mug.little white kids who think they are gansters because they listen to mumble rap wear fake shoes and act stupid.
they also make drama and think they are better then everybody.
for safety precautions stay away from this role of people.
they also make drama and think they are better then everybody.
for safety precautions stay away from this role of people.
by diddlez7 June 3, 2017
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