Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."

1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.

by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025

Jock (name)

Very handsome man, a person of Scottish descent, could have some Latin in there too. Very good at Sport and very academically intelligent, and Street Smart.

Jock (name) is the best man you'll ever meet

by ManFromQueens June 27, 2021

Jock

A big blue cock or penis

Tristen has a huge jock

by Blue cock August 5, 2021

jocke

A ginger guy that once where emo but stoped cutting him self and starten smoking weed litening to yung lean and got black dreads. And starten fuking hoes but one hoe took all his money and left. And now he is a broke ass nigga on the Streets of sweden.

-hi

-hi ,dude you look like jocke

-yee ,dude I am like jocke

-oh shit boy , back the fuck upp nigga

by Jhon Harman December 11, 2016

jocke

Likes to joke with peoples

You are like Jocke

by ALksjdj December 12, 2016

jock-cancer

Refers to when a person becomes obsessed or/and overwhelmed by a sport they have joined to the point where they have no free time or/and they lose interest in their friends or other hobbies.

Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.

Anton: So can you go to the movies this weekend?

Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.

Anton: That sucks. How about next week?

Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.

Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.

by bigblueboyscout March 17, 2010

Jock

A really gay vsco girl and always say and I ooop and skksks he's really annoying no one likes him he is friends with not one and overall just a weirdo. Oh yeh his only friend is a dude called vithushan. He also has autism and constantly has spazzes at everyone when they say something. He likes youtubers with 8 subscribers but was dumped due to his mum.

Oh there's jock that weirdo lets move away, I heard he's a vsco girl.

by poffreow September 2, 2019