by paulandandy June 12, 2010
Get the Bucks Jizz mug.Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth
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Get the Snowman Jizz mug.An adjective used contextually with tone and timbre to indicate someone either very cool or ironically uncool.
Chloe: "I met your friend Mike last night."
Mark: "Yeah, that guy is a real jizz cat!"
Cate: "Uh...that creepy French guy tried to get with me last night."
Abbey: "Yeah, that guy was a real jizz cat."
Mark: "Yeah, that guy is a real jizz cat!"
Cate: "Uh...that creepy French guy tried to get with me last night."
Abbey: "Yeah, that guy was a real jizz cat."
by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 4, 2010
Get the Jizz Cat mug.having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"
by definition_master November 6, 2009
Get the sphincter jizz mug.When you cum in your underwear and it dries up and when you peel it off, it hurts your dick. It can also be used as a insult.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.
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