jizz golf

a game where the goal is to successfully cum in every single hole on another’s body

damn you mad good at jizz golf i’m like a boston cream donut rn

by jizz creamery April 19, 2022

Jizz spurt

When your cum goes EVERYWHERE!!!

Last night I gave johns mum a jizz spurt she's still wet now!!

by Cunt slayer69 March 13, 2017

Jizz Sleeve

A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.

“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”

“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person”

“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”

“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”

by The Moody J Moore May 1, 2021

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NOUN

Contests involving teenage boys and young men in all male settings (prison, military) where ranking is determined by who ejaculates the furthest.

They call him "Straight Shooter" 'cuz he always gits it up and shoots it furthest in the jizz gaymz.

by Urbane Myth May 2, 2012

Ghost Jizz

When you ejaculate in a condom while having sex. No semen is in the condom but you know it was there.

"Do you want to eat me out"
"No, there is ghost jizz in there."

by The MC Mc June 17, 2017

ropes of jizz

human male ejaculate shot forcefully and repeatedly such that the airborne liquid appears to be somewhat solid, as in thin ropes.

Dude, Mary jerked me off so thoroughly last night that I shot several hot ropes of jizz onto her face and neck. sperm cum ejaculate blow seed dicksnot

by Richard Mucus May 5, 2015

Jizz cream

The shit that comes out of your dick when you jizz.

If you rub me the right way I'll shoot jizz cream.

by mdotpreis March 27, 2015