The Jacob satorius

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones

He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius

by Pigdick December 2, 2016

Jacob Thomas

a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.

girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.

by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020

jacob koerner

sexy beast with a fat ass

Kaitlyn: jacob i want to fuck u
John: I want to fuck you
Jacob koerner : john fuck me

by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019

Jacob Holden

Is the most retarded bloke you’ll ever meet plus has a fetish for rangas

This kid is definitely a Jacob Holden

by Timothy.Brown October 27, 2022

Jacob Bacon

Jacob Bacon is cool guy

Jacob Bacon loves to say XD

by Bacon Man XD jacob July 15, 2019

Jacob Devlin

Usually a bloke from The Pewfist

YO IS THAT JACOB DEVLIN EATING AT MACCIES??

by Steven Devlin January 15, 2021

Committed A Jacob

(Phrase: Doing something extremely stupid, or doing a low iq move)

Ex. When Mr. March took Mrs. Garcia's family away, he committed a Jacob

by Jacob has been commited May 19, 2021