pegging monday

when all girls get to go around and pegg guys as payback for all the years of sexual assault 😋

bitch 1: omg did u bring ur strap on?
bitch 2: yeah i’m so exited to peg johnny
bitch 1: i love pegging monday

by datonepegginghoe September 27, 2020

mogus monday

amogus

Oh no, tomorrow is mogus monday!

by i hate ur dream stan January 25, 2022

Mondays am I right?

On a Monday one’s depression state is drastically lowered, leading one to saw Mondays am I right?

Guy 1: Mondays am I right?
Guy 2: it’s Thursday

by Monday lord February 5, 2025

James pullin a Monday

When James doesn't read my chats about For The King and he leaves us on read, aka ,"Monday"

Aiden: "James pullin a monday again"
Andrew: "What's that?"
James: *leaves on read*

by SurosAlt January 23, 2021

special monday

Special Monday is the last Monday of every October where you have to get zooted or hammered.

Hey man are you ready for special Monday tonight?

by Jakkt October 26, 2020

JT Monday

The misconception that a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday is actually Monday.

I mean, I kinda thought today was JT Monday.

by Seafra October 9, 2008

Meme Monday

Meme Monday is the last Monday of every month. On this day you have to print out a picture of a fresh and good meme and tape it to your shirt for the day.

Bonus points if it is imbedded onto the shirt!

Friend: Why do you have a shirt of Michael saying "That's what she said"
Me: Its Meme Monday you uncultured swine.
Friend: Oh you right!

by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019