Long Island Bread Basket 

When you encounter a morbidly obese older woman, lift up her gunt and lather your erect penis with the yeast and cottage cheese fermenting within the folds. Next, you turn her over and penetrate her anus with your yeast covered phallus. Your final act is to scrap the remnants off your cock into a dip container which will be used for a fine bread dip, typically served prior to a Thanksgiving Day feast.

I had nothing to bring to the thanksgiving feast; therefore, I brought a Long Island Bread Basket for my mother.

Long Island Bread Basket by Dr. Infant January 26, 2017

Staten island

this should not be considered a borough Who even goes here who is paying five cash to go on a ferry just to go with some ratchet orange people live yeah I’m talking about the Italians don’t want to hear it this is not New York who even Jack’s Staten Island?

Jason: isn’t Staten Island the fifth borough of New York

desiree: where is that?

Staten island by mypeachisphat22 April 8, 2020

Love Island

A stupid TV show which is about...
contestants staging fake love
cause they can't make real love
the men and women are so ugly

even babies find them yucky
the contestants can't even act
and that is a blatant fact

Mark: What on earth is this shit?
John and Melissa: This is a TV show called Love Island. They make love

Mark: THIS IS SO FUCKING SHIT. JUST GLIMPSING ON IT, I CAN TELL THIS IS GARBAGE!!!

Love Island by Dark Magician August 16, 2020

king shit of terd island 

A statement made to or about an individual who thinks highly of themselves and has delusions of grandeur.

Since Ron became supervisor I don't know what has come over him. He has been acting like king shit of terd island when he makes a decision. I'm really beginning to find it irritating.

egotistical self-importance

king shit of terd island by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

coney island white fish 

a used condom descarded in a public place

"Shit dog! Watch out for that Coney Island White Fish you're about to step on."

coney island white fish by Tesstrogen September 15, 2003

Smith Island 

A small island located in the middle of the Chesapeake Bay. This small island can be located on a 45 min boat ride out of Crisfied, MD.
The people there are very friendly, no cops or cars and its a paradise you have to see for yourself.

Smith island makes up 3 other island, Ewell, Rhodes Point and Tylerton- Ewell being the largest and Rhodes Point being the smallest.

Smith Island by Maria Rose July 1, 2005

Mike Island 

A Mike Island is formed when a person takes a shit and the feces breaches the water line, thus creating an island.

"That bean burrito made me take the early boat to Mike Island"

Mike Island by mdagan March 2, 2010