Taint-sit

The act of putting one's taint on a partner's nose in order to get ones balls sucked.
Ryan: "I was taint-sitting on Melanie and then I broke her nose and gave her a strawberry shortcake"
by Thisdickonyourhead August 05, 2014
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Taint-Tang

A term for a vagina that has been penetrated by a penis that had just been in an anus.
She had a taint-tang after Bob and Mike put their cocks on each other's ass before they fucked her in pussy.
by Heat 375 June 11, 2014
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STINK TAINT

When someone has a stink, and you don't know if it from the front or the back.
God damn mother fucker! What is that smell? That shit is coming out of your stink taint!
by vrmmmm December 24, 2016
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Jager-tainting

Jager-tainting (Jagermeister) is the act of lapping the licorice flavored alcohol off of your friends taint.
Dude, Duwain and Brant were Jager-tainting last night once we got home from the bar.
by captaincook June 14, 2010
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taint rake

v. to act of pleasuring by rubbing the teeth against one's taint (gooch), collecting pubic hair and dingleberries in the crevices of the teeth with each rake-like movement
I would taint rake McCutcheon for parts.
by Bikes March 31, 2006
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Taint Garden

The area of ingrown hair between the poo poo hole and the frontal genitals consisting of a wide variety of foreign objects including fungi and exotic plant species.
As my head further deepened into her rear, I began to notice the treacherous smells of her taint garden
by Peppers18 July 19, 2009
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taint lick

n., a person who is rude, a jerk
taint-lick - adj., jerk-like
I can't believe you'd do that; it was a real taint-lick thing to do -or- Dude, you are such a taint lick
by MQuiggle June 15, 2007
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