I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived
by im not a mouse April 19, 2008
Get the drinking and phoningmug. The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.
"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"
by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015
Get the boner phonemug. A term created by Soulshaping author Jeff Brown, the Soulular phone is your pipeline to divinity, connecting your individual path to Universal Consciousness. When it rings, be sure to answer it. It's the divine Mother calling to remind you of the next step on your journey. The more inner work you have done to clear the lines, the clearer the connection.
I was really confused about the next step on my life's path and then I heard the soulular phone ring. I answered it and I knew what to do next.
by Soleshaper April 13, 2014
Get the Soulular phonemug. when vibrations are felt or ringing are heard when one is without cellphone or cellphone is silenced.
AH! I felt my phone vibrate against my leg. .. except i have no phone in my pocket. . !!! THE PHANTOM PHONE!
by drewskizzle March 28, 2009
Get the phantom phonemug. Phone sex is when Two or more people are on a call, pretending they are having sex. Both people {masturbate} and pretend it is their S.O. They usually decide a location where they want to have sex and describe VERY DETAILED things they want to do to the other person (people) This includes lots of moaning and sexual related sounds
(A man and woman having phone sex)
Woman: Oh babe, I’m so wet! Oh yea!!
Man: Oh yeahhh!! This pussy is so good! Oo oh
Woman: Oh my goodness, yes daddy! I’m about to cum! fuck me harder baby!! Mmmhhh uh uh ohhh yesss mm ohh ohh yeaaa
Woman: Oh babe, I’m so wet! Oh yea!!
Man: Oh yeahhh!! This pussy is so good! Oo oh
Woman: Oh my goodness, yes daddy! I’m about to cum! fuck me harder baby!! Mmmhhh uh uh ohhh yesss mm ohh ohh yeaaa
by AmazingReals March 21, 2019
Get the Phone sexmug. I'm too lazy to give her the D so she getting some phone dick tonight.
She ugly but I need to bust a nut so I'm gonna give her that phone dick.
She ugly but I need to bust a nut so I'm gonna give her that phone dick.
by BurntS November 9, 2014
Get the Phone dickmug. One of the most popular multi-player cell phone games available to our nation's youth. It really only serves as an introduction to the world of cell phone gaming. (Such as phone party)
The rules are as follows: all players place their phones in the center of the table. All phones are carefully inspected (by a neutral party, if possible), and the person with the smallest phone wins.
The rules are as follows: all players place their phones in the center of the table. All phones are carefully inspected (by a neutral party, if possible), and the person with the smallest phone wins.
"After you left the BBQ last night all twelve of us sat down and played a kickin' round of phone parade! You shoulda been there, man!"
by Professor Faggot Q. Boring May 31, 2006
Get the Phone Parademug.