In the time span of waking up and leaving for class/work, one manages to eat, shower, and masturbate.
by Hugh G Rektion December 14, 2015
Get the morning trifectamug. When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.
I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.
by uandus January 21, 2020
Get the Morning corkscrewmug. Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.
by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012
Get the Folger's Morningmug. Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
by A price of shit October 20, 2019
Get the Morning Poopmug. When you wake up to someone's asshole in your face (mostly in the morning) and proceed to give them an aggressive rimming
*waking up*
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"
by TonguePunchYaFartBox October 10, 2019
Get the Morning Starmug. When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.
"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
by Mad Innovator May 17, 2014
Get the morning beardmug. by TheWonderboy May 25, 2010
Get the Morning Steakmug.