Tainted Wrench

A crazy red-head who is being a huge bitch.
Cece: What is wrong with that girl? She's being really bitchy...
Abner: I know...she's such a tainted wrench.
by KHawk December 30, 2010
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taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.
so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.
by George monkey dick2 March 25, 2011
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STINK TAINT

When someone has a stink, and you don't know if it from the front or the back.
God damn mother fucker! What is that smell? That shit is coming out of your stink taint!
by vrmmmm December 24, 2016
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Jager-tainting

Jager-tainting (Jagermeister) is the act of lapping the licorice flavored alcohol off of your friends taint.
Dude, Duwain and Brant were Jager-tainting last night once we got home from the bar.
by captaincook June 14, 2010
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taint rake

v. to act of pleasuring by rubbing the teeth against one's taint (gooch), collecting pubic hair and dingleberries in the crevices of the teeth with each rake-like movement
I would taint rake McCutcheon for parts.
by Bikes March 31, 2006
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Taint Garden

The area of ingrown hair between the poo poo hole and the frontal genitals consisting of a wide variety of foreign objects including fungi and exotic plant species.
As my head further deepened into her rear, I began to notice the treacherous smells of her taint garden
by Peppers18 July 19, 2009
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taint lick

n., a person who is rude, a jerk
taint-lick - adj., jerk-like
I can't believe you'd do that; it was a real taint-lick thing to do -or- Dude, you are such a taint lick
by MQuiggle June 15, 2007
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