Cece: What is wrong with that girl? She's being really bitchy...
Abner: I know...she's such a tainted wrench.
Abner: I know...she's such a tainted wrench.
by KHawk December 30, 2010
when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.
so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.
by George monkey dick2 March 25, 2011
by vrmmmm December 24, 2016
Jager-tainting (Jagermeister) is the act of lapping the licorice flavored alcohol off of your friends taint.
by captaincook June 14, 2010
v. to act of pleasuring by rubbing the teeth against one's taint (gooch), collecting pubic hair and dingleberries in the crevices of the teeth with each rake-like movement
by Bikes March 31, 2006
The area of ingrown hair between the poo poo hole and the frontal genitals consisting of a wide variety of foreign objects including fungi and exotic plant species.
As my head further deepened into her rear, I began to notice the treacherous smells of her taint garden
by Peppers18 July 19, 2009
I can't believe you'd do that; it was a real taint-lick thing to do -or- Dude, you are such a taint lick
by MQuiggle June 15, 2007