Green Joe

boner

man i was rollin into the gym and i was rockin a mad green joe

by greenjoe June 07, 2010

Self greened

When a Mario Kart 64 character is hit by one of their own green turtle shells. It usually happens by accident, and can sometimes change the outcome of a race or battle.

Player 1: How did I pass you?
Player 2: I self greened on the last lap.

by mip042 March 23, 2010

bring green

The action of bringing (marijuana) to a location. Used over the centuries among pot smokers to let each other know to bring an ample supply or at minimum for the impending session.

Yo don’t forget to bring green tonight, we are going to get lit.

by Pot smoker October 25, 2019

Green gobbler

A slur for Irish people/ people who wear green on saint Patricks day.

“You fucking dirty green gobbler”

by Green gobbler hater March 17, 2022

The world is green

This is something said by people who have nothing to say. You can also say this to brake the silence. Just do not say it randomly while having sex, or it might get awkward.

example 1
guy 1:You want to rob a bank joe?
guy 2:uh, the world is green!
guy 1:what?

example 2

girl: oh baby
guy:the world is green
girl:we are through

by monster man321 February 23, 2011

Green sauce

When u fuck the leprechaun and a special green ingredient oozes out of his special spot.

Last Saint Pattys day, I tried some of that green sauce from that lil ginger bih.

by Alan Lin December 02, 2021

green plum

Someone who talks out of their arse all the time and doesn't get the job done. People who have serious verbal diarrhea.

"that bloke is the biggest green plum"

by Crazy Boy 21 November 20, 2016