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Person B: There's this thing about a small squirrel and how nobody loves you. Hi-ya! Now that's what I call a verbal bitch-slap.
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Person B: Haha what a complete fail of a a comeback. It's like, your face is all red, and you can't come up with a comeback.
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Person B: Well, "your" still a faggot. And now I'm going to win this by blowing your mind with an ounce of inverse-Descartian drivel.
Person A: Nooooooooooooooo
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