Either you don't own an actual dictionary or your looking for funny definitions like this
why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books
by UltraBoss December 03, 2016
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What am I doing with my life

Person 1: what am I doing with my life
Person 2: im not your therapist how the hell did you get in my house
by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021
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I know you are but what am I

The best come back to any insult in the history of the planet. Using this phrase will completely destroy and annihilate your component, so only use of absolutely necessary. (Say they think Sam and cat is a good TV show)
Fred:Our mom just died

Joe:I know you are but what am I
by •*MentallyMaggie*• March 09, 2020
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the most offensive comeback to ever be said. this comeback makes "your mom" seem like a nice thing to say. this comeback can out roast any insult thrown your way.
person one:You gay

person two: i know you are, but what am i

whole everyone else: OOOOHHHHHHH
by BlueStripes March 19, 2019
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What am i doing with my life

When you cum into your hands, (after jacking off to some weird shit) and look at your hands saying "what am i doing with my life."
After jacking off to sissy femboy hypno porn, Sean said "what am i doing with my life."
by Deffry January 18, 2021
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