how yer dern

How yer dern is a variation of "her yer dern". Which in English is actually the question "how are you doing?" This is in reference to the character of Madea as played by comedian Tyler Perry and her unique way of speaking. She tends to accentuate her R's and T's to words that do not need them.

Hellur! How yer dern? Praise da lort it's Friday!

by SkulltimateGear September 19, 2016

How qould you?

Same as how could you but the reason must be related to the letter q

You deleted the Q picture! How qould you?

by Popcorn is better than q October 8, 2008

How much is the fish

What time is it.

Mike, how much is the fish?
-16.00

by Kongen2 October 7, 2008

How's your face?

How's your face? Is a common gloating technique used the day after doing bodily harm to someone's face.

*day after winning a fight*
Winner: "How's your face?"
Loser: "f*** off!"
Winner: "want more?"
Loser: *sulks off*

by Dorjan September 7, 2011

how to tie a noose

When your Life have no matter anymore, so you take a rope and tie a noose.

person 1:HI dude, what are you doing?
person 2:Just Learning how to tie a noose so i can hang myself.

by Theredpie May 12, 2017

hows ya mum

a greeting commonly used, not only towards them, but the person you had last night

'Allo' say the
'y0' say joo
'hows ur mum?' say joo

by Phunin October 1, 2003

Hi, how are you?

Can be a nice thing to say if you say it to a friend or a loved one, but inappropriate if you say in response to a police officer that asks you how high are you?

Police officer: How high are you?
Some random idiot: No officer, you're wrong! It's Hi, how are you?

by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021