A great prank to play on your friends while theyre sleeping... Simply slap them as hard as u possibly can with the tip of your penis which will create a red crest on theyre cheek in the form of a firemans hat
by George D. April 12, 2007
Easy Now dan you got a Top Hat for me or otherwise il have to get one of dem pills for me bitch to get dat bun out of er oven!
Father To Son: Ohh son how I wish i had used a Top Hat so you didn't bicker with you're older sister!
Father To Son: Ohh son how I wish i had used a Top Hat so you didn't bicker with you're older sister!
by Single Dad 10 Kids August 03, 2010
1. The act of deficating and uirnating on somebodys head, followed by scooping the excretions with ones penis and forcibly inserting the peinis into the other persons mouth. 2. A hat which is not your own.
Man Bill, I gave my wife a nacho hat last night and golly gee was it swell.
I beat that cracker down and gave him a nacho hat.
Hey man, thats <b>nacho hat!</b>
I beat that cracker down and gave him a nacho hat.
Hey man, thats <b>nacho hat!</b>
by Dr. Alex Pieron. May 08, 2005
HAT Syndrome-an incurable disease contracted through mindless installation of aftermarket car audio systems in pursuit of sound quality.
This highly contagious disease is easily transmitted through unprotected online misinformation exchange as facilitated by online sound quality forums and local audio shops which serve as mass outbreak breeding grounds.
Early stage of disease: recognition of inferior car audio sound quality leads to gradual loss of immunity against marketing bullshit and self promoting myths, this stage is also known as loss of common sense.
Intermediate stage: the fast advancing loss of common sense leads to discarding all independent brain functions and substituting them with online reassurances and photos of past installs. The disease advances into spending stage which can take place after common sense completely disappears.
Advanced stage: installation takes place either through self inflicted or pro administered application of highly priced equipment. The diseases permanently takes over host organism and continues to self sustain through exposure to concentrated nourishment present at sound quality competition events operated by fully infected organism.
The outcome: non existing brain activity as related to audio aspects of life, uncontrollable urge to spend money on equipment contaminated with more of the same disease, permanent inability to employ ears and common sense.
The susceptible portion of population can be easily identified by their gullibility, limited ability to exercise their own judgment or common sense, inability to make independent decisions.
Taken from: http://www.createforum.com/petereuro/viewtopic.php?t=1595&mforum=petereuro
This highly contagious disease is easily transmitted through unprotected online misinformation exchange as facilitated by online sound quality forums and local audio shops which serve as mass outbreak breeding grounds.
Early stage of disease: recognition of inferior car audio sound quality leads to gradual loss of immunity against marketing bullshit and self promoting myths, this stage is also known as loss of common sense.
Intermediate stage: the fast advancing loss of common sense leads to discarding all independent brain functions and substituting them with online reassurances and photos of past installs. The disease advances into spending stage which can take place after common sense completely disappears.
Advanced stage: installation takes place either through self inflicted or pro administered application of highly priced equipment. The diseases permanently takes over host organism and continues to self sustain through exposure to concentrated nourishment present at sound quality competition events operated by fully infected organism.
The outcome: non existing brain activity as related to audio aspects of life, uncontrollable urge to spend money on equipment contaminated with more of the same disease, permanent inability to employ ears and common sense.
The susceptible portion of population can be easily identified by their gullibility, limited ability to exercise their own judgment or common sense, inability to make independent decisions.
Taken from: http://www.createforum.com/petereuro/viewtopic.php?t=1595&mforum=petereuro
HAT Syndrome can be found at the following web sites.
http://www.hybrid-audio.com/
http://www.soundsolutionsaudio.com/forum/index.php?showforum=74
http://www.diymobileaudio.com/forum/index.php
http://www.hybrid-audio.com/
http://www.soundsolutionsaudio.com/forum/index.php?showforum=74
http://www.diymobileaudio.com/forum/index.php
by petereuro March 17, 2009
by Samuel shuush January 11, 2006
a hat worn by children, teens, and young adults in a largely populated or urban area. Normally a New Era fitted hat with the 5950 gold sticker still attached to the brim, or more recently a snapback hat with or without a brand sticker.
Kevin: "Leroy just got himself a red Yankees hat from New Era and left all the stickers on"
Jamal: "Yeah he knows how to rock a ghetto hat"
Jamal: "Yeah he knows how to rock a ghetto hat"
by TimothyCollinsCurtis24451 August 16, 2011
by The Royal Tenenclams April 26, 2010