What the H!

"What the H!" A line by our very own Grunkle Stan in the episode "The Love God" in the hit show "Gravity Falls". It is used when the famous "Nightmare Head" scene is shown where Grunkle Stan makes a hot-air balloon modeled after his head and on top of it saying "I HEART KIDS." No hes not a pedophile you dumbass.

Stan: "Let 'er rip!"

Meaning to let the balloon go.

Soos lets go of the ballon.

Soos: "Oh no! A let-er ripped!

The letter R falls down on Soos

Stan: "What the H!"

Proceeds to be crushed by a balloon letter H.

Causing the sign to say "I EAT KIDS." And conveniently the balloon caught fire making it known as "The Nightmare Head"

by Luminetial June 7, 2023

jasper H

the most faily person alive
genraly a person who fails at everything they do in life

lol at that dude he's such a jasper H

by i haza life November 15, 2011

Taking a H

Taking a H is when someone says they "hate" you.

Jake: Your mom is gay
Me: I hate you Jake
Jake just took a H
Jake 2 hours later: It's hard taking a H

by QUinn YodEr December 14, 2018

H¥ppohponotix

Something that is absolutely mind blowing. Incomprehensible. This word, derived from an Alien dialect from the future. Their language is very cacophonous and uses a lot of consonants, making it sound very harsh and guttural. This is due to their unnatural, technology based society.

Xia pip spottix, zendox h¥ppohponotix.
Ahh, I feel ya, that is totally mindblowing!

by Writewirks February 23, 2019

toffe h

I've owned a waffle iron for years and use it at least twice a month, yet until recently I had never made nor been served a waffle that I thought was as good as it ought to be. I guess I always loved the idea of waffles more than I actually enjoyed eating them. To me, waffles were supposed to be light, airy, and, most of all, crisp. But by the time they got to my plate, they were always damp and limp. Trying to serve them to company was worse. Either everyone was served a decent waffle, one at a time, or everyone ate bad waffles all together. Why couldn't waffles—even when coated with syrup—stay light and crisp to the last bite?

After lots of recipe sampling, I realized the light, crisp waffle recipe I was looking for didn't exist in any cookbook I owned. If I wanted a really crisp waffle, I was going to have to develop it myself. Three days and a vat full of test batter later, I finally pulled my first perfect waffle from the iron.

I like turtles and toffe h

by Bendtner Bomb December 12, 2016

H-Haunted

Hans follows you everywhere.
He haunts you

h-haunted by a rare guy

by Joonyisverycewl March 31, 2009

5 H’s

Is a way to see if a guy is your type or meets your standards through the five h’s: hair, height, hands, hygiene and humour.

person 1: ‘ did he have the 5 H’s’
person 2: ‘ he only had hair and hygiene’

by some stranger 234 January 29, 2023