Guitar-Sensitive

The excuse a Karen uses to complain about live music at a campground, in order to control and otherwise suck the joy of life from others .

Karen complained about the man softly playing an acoustic guitar, claiming she was guitar-sensitive.

by Dickbagfartbucket July 15, 2022

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Guitarism

A form of racism against guitarists

I’m so tired of these people that have such guitarism in their hearts…

by KRONOCAL October 15, 2023

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Elvis' guitar

And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.

Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

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Guitar solo

When you fall asleep with your phone in one hand and your dick in the other hand

My wife came home home from work, and found me in bed doing a guitar solo

by longrod79 September 12, 2020

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Bring your guitare

Means "Bring weapons"! Known from the movie "Desperado"!

- Jim, I need you to get over here!

- Ok, I'm on my way, dude!

- And Jim?

- Yeah?

- Bring your guitare...

- OK, I hear you! Just hang in there, OK?

by DjinForTheWin February 23, 2009

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