Grape surgery

#grapelivesmatter

Dont eat that grape grape lives matter it needs grape surgery

by IDidSurgeryOnAGrape1 November 26, 2018

grain fed

A term used to describe the Neolithic/ancient ancestral way of thinking.

Man "Farmer McGuckin said I need his permission to talk to his daughter",
other man" that's so unbearably grain fed".

by Croest Magnon January 15, 2023

ass grain

A generous chunk of lint between your asscheeks from your ass rubbing against your underwear.

Look how big this ass grain is that I pulled out today!

by dom.i.nic June 7, 2018

Meat Grape

The action of shoving one ball in someones rear end.

The ball got swollen after the rough meat grape that was done to the prime minister of Quebec

by Meat grape March 30, 2022

Have a grape!!

an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.
It was originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.

ie "you want this grape about as much as i want to continue listening to what you have to say!"

other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."
you: "have a grape!!!"

(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)

by Phoebe and Hebe December 28, 2008

graigslisting

The act of going to graigslist and browsing through categories of ads, hoping your life will get better and that someone would buy your old remote control car so you can pay for gas for next week.

Tom: "Hey, guess what? I gotta job interview..."
Mike: "What did they do? Go to the kegs for sale ad under games+toys category?"
Tom: Um, Yeah, How'd you know?
Mike: Because we're waiting for that chick who's picture you showed me when you were GRAIGSLISTING earlier.

by anonymustard March 16, 2008

grape juggin'

to place grapes into ones ass and then squeezing the juice out into your lovers mouth

Dude was grape juggin' the hell outta me so hard I almost choked on it

by Lovers Lost February 8, 2010