Woody's Got Wood

Woody's got Wood. A beautiful and deep love story about a toy and the toy's owner.

"One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood."

Me:"Hey man, wanna watch Woody's Got Wood?"
Friend: "Fuck off dude I ain't gay!"

by iloveapplepieman December 15, 2016

got that dawg in him

A man (usually an athlete) that can take constant strenuous activity without slowing down.

dude a: you see lebron in that game last night?
dude b: yeah hes got that dawg in him

by WaffleFrys May 14, 2023

Got sent to the Gulag

A drill term born thanks to the game Call Of Duty Warzone, it means that someone, an opp or even a friend was killed in a fight, mainly by stabs.

Reading the journal: ( boy in Homerton got killed by 23 stabs)
Me: yooo, this guy Got sent to the Gulag!

by StainlessCrash24 August 22, 2021

you’ve got a cold

someone who is a cold hearted-bitch

“mate you’ve got a cold”
“aye fuck off”

by BusySucking January 10, 2019

You got shaqed

The term "you got shaqed" refers to your wife or gf shoving a big black meat horse cock in your ass and turns your insides into mom spaghetti.

Me: My girlfriend used a moby huge on me

Friend: Damn bro, you got shaqed.

by UrBn-_-Zombie April 12, 2022

I got shoes on

It's the idea that a person knows what's going on at the present time and were able to understand the innuendo.

I was talking to Andy the other day and he asked me if I noticed the new chick in accounting. I told him hell yes, I got shoes on! I didn't miss that piece of ass.

by quake450 January 27, 2010

I Got Robbed!

Phrase that really means I Got Fucked or the previous person that worked on this really fucked things up. Used to describe former co-workers that left projects in a royal mess and as the days and weeks go by after they left, each one of these landmines come up and bite you in the ass. You can identify a potential "Rob" before they leave if you overhear their conversation with customers include things like: "What happened was...".

Customer: My electrical gear didn't show up at the job site-when will it be ere?
Sales engineer: What gear and who are you with?
Hangup
Sales engineer: "I Got Robbed!"

by Leftover Meatloaf September 19, 2013