Grand Theft Auto

Grand Theft Auto (GTA) is a video game series made by Rockstar. All the installations of the game involve the player controlling a random guy whose main objective is to get big in the gang/jet set society. The series is overall good, albeit extremely overrated and touted as the “Best Game Ever” without clear foundations. GTA is designed with commerce in mind, featuring violence, cursing, whores...

All those protesters who whine about the game promoting murder and polluting the minds of children don’t know a thing of what they say. Rockstar cannot be blamed for you being too lazy to move your ass and check what your kids are doing (read, morons: Mature. The Adults rating is unnecessary).

Guy: Watchoo doing?
Me: Imma playing Metal Gear Solid 2, mate.
Guy: What’s that? Dude, play Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, it’s the shit.
Me: It's okay, but it can't stick up to MGS.
Guy You suck. Them whores are so funny...
Me: ...

by Olioliolioo October 9, 2006

Grand Rapids

NOT the city in Michigan, but a quaint little town in northern Minnesota. The birth place of actress Judy Garland, where she began her acting career. Home of a real yellow brick road. The official town of the Wizard of Oz. A kick ass town to go fishing, hunting, etc. in.

Joe: So where you from?
Jane: Grand Rapids
Joe: Oh, Michigan? Gross. Sorry to hear that.
Jane: No, Minnesota.
Joe: Oh, right on!

by asilsknab March 5, 2009

Grand Island

Grand Island is a vile town in eastern Nebraska wherein all manner of despicable persons reside.
"Grand Island" is a complete misnomer, as the town is neither grand nor an island.

"I caught herpes from a meth-whore in Grand Island."

by kevhanel August 4, 2006

Ariana Grande

A singer who is widely popular for her talent, but doesn't mean she deserves the hype. In the past she has not been perfect and a goodie-two-shoes. Once she spat on donuts in a donut shop on camera. Her fans are also very annoying.

“Do you like Ariana Grande?”
“Not really, I don’t think she’s worth all the hype.”

by Gwac_07 May 24, 2020

grande14

A player of the game Halo to thats a fat peice of shit, and sucks major dub doggs

Grande....what a fag

by Austin Howard January 15, 2005

Grand marshal

A title in World of Warcraft apparently given to the best players who PvP'd...in 2005. The title has no value whatsoever today.

One of the sexiest night elf huntresses was a grand marshal. Now she can't do shit anymore. The server's people then called the grand marshal "grandma."

by Bandin April 5, 2008

Grande Ocho

The impressive feat of masturbating 8 times in 4 hours.

"Bro, I'm gonna do the Grande Ocho tonight!" "Yeah right man, that shit's impossible, you better have some dank-ass porn."

by Choodle Man March 13, 2010