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Tonguing the gooch

Beware parents, this is a new way for your kids to say that they are rolling a marijuana cigarette, also known as the "bambalacha", or "chronic". Please let other parents know about this, I have personally caught my own child tonguing his friends gooch.
"Bro, I can't roll the chronic. Do you mind Tonguing the gooch?"
"Yeah bro, I got you with that premium bambalacha. Good homies tounge each others gooch."
by WorriedParent32 March 15, 2025
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Gooch Scoop

When your significant other first identifies the fleshy skin between your ball sack and bung hole, and flicks it with their finger in confusion trying to scoop your gooch off.
Girl: *looks at gooch*
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me
by Oldmanclub February 27, 2019
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gooch potato

1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.
Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?

Jim:Its definitely gooch potato
by AsAboveSoBelow420 October 11, 2017
mugGet the gooch potatomug.

gooched

{goo-sh-td}
{goo-ch}

When a situation or event becmomes completely stuffed or ruined. Similar to f@#%ed.

Can also be used without the -ed, in this case it becomes an adjective.
"I tried to find the toilet but the whole system was just gooched"

"Awwwwww..gooch"
by mau5fan March 3, 2009
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gooche boy

When one of the male gender enjoyes licking the gooche of another person
I heard Matt is a gooche boy.
by Youngmetro35 May 26, 2016
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Gooch Poof

When a male farts and the air gets caught between his dick and gooch
Oh shit! Did you just gooch poof?!
by Reneerenee11 April 1, 2019
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gooch giggler

someone who tickles,pinches,twists or fondles a persons gooch.
Barbara starts being a gooch giggler to Josey
by 👁️🫦👁️ July 13, 2024
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