Gooch Hierarchy

A type of group where each member is ranked in regards to how hairy ones gooch is (hairiest on top, baldest on the bottom).

Dude Willson has the hariest gooch i've ever seen, I bet your bottom dollar that he is the king of the Gooch Hierarchy.

by PubicHairMaster January 16, 2025

Dirty Gooch

When an orange teenager decides its his time to shine and wips out a 7 inch dildo. Without any lubricant he slowly starts to insert it into his father's (Darth Vader) rectum. During this he is feasting on the ass hairs which are growing on his dads left arse cheek and drinking his brothers Nappy juice

Is that Adam doing the Dirty Gooch?

by GrannyShagger420 February 1, 2021

My Gooch Bitch

something funny to say around your friends

that smells like “My Gooch Bitch”

by Ali🤙 September 6, 2020

Gooch Moisture

The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day

"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"

"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 13, 2016

Gooch Scoop

When your significant other first identifies the fleshy skin between your ball sack and bung hole, and flicks it with their finger in confusion trying to scoop your gooch off.

Girl: *looks at gooch*
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me”

by Oldmanclub February 27, 2019

Gooch

The area between one's asshole and their testicles or their vulva depending on what's in their pants. In other words; it's the border between poundtown and the local dump.

Steph tore her gooch while doing yoga last night, or at least that's how she claims it happened.

by VeeTheBean November 19, 2023

Gooch

An adaptation of the derogatory word “gook”; used to describe an individual of Asian or Pacific Islander heritage as a sell-out. Used within inter-minority social groups.

“I bet that gooch donates to Blue Lives Matter and subscribes to Joe Rogan.”

by Ado Mi June 29, 2023