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rectal gates

a usually intangible thing to keep assholes away from you. . .

Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes
John: What's up with Deb? She was so blunt to me yesterday when I saw her at the mall.
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 6, 2010
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jorts gate

an argument between the infamous tana mongeau and brooke schofield at a convention
do you remember jorts gate?”
“what?”
“like… tana and brooke? yk? like ‘NINE IS CRAZY’ ‘OH SORRY EIGHT!’”
by orodicidiwjnricc July 15, 2025
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gated

gated (adj). gated means agreed/in agreement. derived from the room (29/01/22)
we all gated that we should loud the room
by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022
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gates

someone who is miles better that Garret, In every way shape and form. He also has a way better Life
Fuck Garrett, Gates is awesome.
by Fuckyougarrett March 3, 2022
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Interro-gating

Shit. Was that an interrobang that you used prior?!

Now you're just interro-gating.
by BILLBANG! November 8, 2011
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Gates

Is a boy who Is funny and fits in a group of popular people, gives people distinct or weird looks, needs a life but has a funny side to him
Gates needs a life.

Are you ok gates? Stop looking at me like that
by Stranger 3456 September 28, 2017
mugGet the Gatesmug.

The Bill Gates Challenge

If Bill Gates gets a .44 magnum, shoves it in his mouth, and blows his brains out the back of his head live on air, Alex Jones will follow suit the next day; also live on air. Challenge can also be completed by dumping a bucket of gasoline onto oneself (akin to the ALS ice bucket challenge), strapping TNT onto your body, and lighting yourself on fire.
Did you hear what Bill Gates did on Instagram Live? He started The Bill Gates Challenge!
by Johnny Asswipe IV September 30, 2024
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