The Funky Unicorn

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.

“Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”

by sexybabyman November 5, 2023

the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music

Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

by thiccjim March 5, 2024

Claps Funky

A retard that has a big ego even though he’s a cornball and is shit at everything in life and his whole personality is gym and girls

This dudes a bitch he must be claps funky

by Dogscrimp April 2, 2025

Grunkle Funkle

A term used to describe when the football bowl is won, winning is accomplished.

Grunkle Stan wins the grunkle funkle.

by plugintheegaculator March 7, 2026

Fat Funky in da bed

A way to say that bitches is lazy, and loves to be in the bed.

girl samiara and teahra be Fat Funky in da bed.

by Yntdari March 11, 2026

hip and funky

knowing someones got swagger and street cred, but this is an old skoooool way to say it

'not going to lie dude, you are hip and funky.'

by luuuyeaah March 7, 2012

fresh and funky

sarcastic for topfit
or after a heavy night (drunk shit face)

08:30 am
in front of a nightclub

Sandra: fresh and funky?

xy: what else
yz: f*ck u, i'm not a shitface
zx: sure i am ;)

by Eric Fellon September 7, 2018