TV

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TV

by Andthe: January 6, 2021

TV Watching Utensils

Condoms and Lube

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session

by D Flawless November 13, 2021

.tv/magicmikettv

The only Twitch streamer to rank Diamond/Plat and lose in Iron/Bronze lobbies.

Enjoyed the game? Stop by and say hey at .tv/magicmikettv

by $snake November 26, 2022

TV Head

A person who is a big a fan and a power user of the virtual social platform called TV! Head 3D.

Looks like we have got ourselves a TV Head!

by Frank3D February 10, 2024

Sorrow Tv

A channel that makes you thinking about killing yourself nothing to the cringe, shocking and fucking painful situations he reads out from sub reddits. Seriously if he could cure my fucking depression it can for sure fucking cure yours.

*911 call*
Victim: Help me im fucking dying

*holding back laughter*
Operator: Oh shit what sorrow tv video your watching.
*says confused*
Victim: WHAT no i am L I T E R A L L Y dying.
*says in excitement*
Operator: Oh shit your watching r/niceguys aren't you!
*Victim dies from internal bleeding*

by Anthony mr.steal your girl March 25, 2018

The TV is a triangle

When your dad realizes he's a sinner in your TV is a triangle, and says whoops that's the Illuminati.

The TV is a triangle

Television jokes, occupational therapy crisis, go exercise

by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023

TV Turned Off

The TV (abbreviation for Television) is a metaphor for the persons life. To turn someone’s TV off is to end their life. Or if someone almost got their TV turned off, they almost lost their life. It could be a literal loss of life, or a hyperbolic loss of life.

1.) My mom is going to turn my TV off if I don’t pass this test tomorrow.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.

by Jasiriheart April 23, 2025